My name's Ralph.. and I'm a bad guy..
Ah.. Let's see.. I'm 9 feet tall,
I weigh 643 pounds, got a little bit of a temper on me.
Hey, you moved my stump!
My passion bubbles very near the surface, I guess..
I'm not gonna lie.
Anywho.. What else? Aah...
I'm a wrecker... I wreck things.
Professionally... "I'm gonna wreck it!"
I mean, I'm very good at what I do probably the best I know.
The thing is, fixing is the name of the game literally, Fix-it Felix, Jr.
"I can fix it!"
So, yeah.. Naturally the guy with the name Fix-it Felix is the good guy.
He's nice enough as good guys go definitely fixes stuff really well..
But,.. Aah.. If you got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be?
If he was a regular contractor.. Carpenter guy?
I guarantee you, you would not be able to fix the damage that I do.. As quickly.
And when Felix does a good job he gets a medal.
But are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? To that I say, Hah!
And no... there aren't.
- So cool.. - This animation is so real...
30 years I've been doing this.
And I've seen a lot other games come and go.. Kinda sad.
Think about all those guys from asteroids? ...Boom!! ..Gone..
Centipede?? Who knows where that guy is.. You know.
Look a steady arcade game is nothing to sneeze at. I'm very lucky.
It's just.. I got to say,
It becomes kinda hard to love your job when no one seems to like you for doing it.
All clear.. The arcade's closed!
Woo.. What a day. So, you wanna head to Tapper's, Ken?
If you're buyin' buddy.
Quittin' time!
I dunno.. Maybe I won't be feeling this way if things were different after work.
But.. It is what it is. Good job, everyone!
Felix and the Nicelanders go hang out in their homes..
Which he just fixed and very..You know.
They go to their homes, I go to mine.. Which happens to be.. A dump.
And when I say a dump I don't mean like a shabby place, I mean an actual dump.
Where the garbage goes and a bunch of bricks..
and smashed building parts.. That's...
That's what I call home.
I guess I can't belly-ache too much without my bricks, without my stump.
It looks uncomfortable, but it's actually fine..
I'm good.
But.. If I'm really honest with myself...
I see Felix up there.. Getting patted on the back..
People are giving him pie.. Thanking him and..
So happy to see him all the time.. Sometime to think..
Man!.. Sure must be nice being the good guy.
Nice share, Ralph. As fellow bad guys we've all felt..
what you're feeling and we've come to terms with it.
-Really? -Right here.. I'm Zangief, I'm bad guy!
I relate to you Ralph when I hit bottom..
I was crushing man skull like sparrow egg between my thighs.
And I think, why you have to be so bad Zangief?
Why can't you be more like good guy?
Then I have moment of clarity.
If Zangief is good guy.. Who'll crush man skull like sparrow's egg between thighs?
And I say, Zangief, you are bad guy, but this does not mean you are bad... guy.
Right, I'm sorry. I just..You lost me there.
- Zombie, bad guy... - Hi, Zombie!.
Zangief saying: Labels not make you happy.
Good... Bad... Arrrgghhh...
...You must love you.
Yeah.. Inside here!
Whoa, whoa ..Ok oh! Alright ..I get you..
-Watch out, it's dripping. -Question, Ralph.
We've been asking you to bad-anon for years now and tonight you.. You finally show up.
- Why is that? - I don't know, I just felt like coming..
I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that.. Uh..
Well.. Today is the 30th anniversary of my game.
- Happy Anniversary, Ralph. - Thanks, Satan.
- Err... It's Saitine, actually. - Got it!
But here's the thing..
I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore.
- You can't mess with the program Ralph. - You're not going Turbo, are you?
Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo, c'mon guys!
Is it Turbo who don't want a friend? Or a medal?
Or a piece of pie every once in a while?
- Is it Turbo who want more out of life? - Yess...
Ralph, Ralph.. We get it!
But we can't change who we are and the sooner you accept that...
The better off your game and your life will be.
Hey, one game at a time, Ralph.
Now let's close out with the bad guy affirmation...
I am bad, and that's good, I will never be good.
And that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
Ok guys, see you next week.
- Hang in there, Ralph. - Hey zombie, don't forget your hatchet!
There you go.
Pac-Man Rail now arriving in Outlet 7
Welcome to Game Central Station
Step aside sir, random security check...
Random my behind! You always stop me...
I'm just a surge protector doing my job, sir.
- Name? - Lara croft
- Name? - Wreck-it Ralph!
- And, where you're coming from? - Uh... Pac-Man.
- You bringing any fruit with you? - No.
- No, no fruit. - Ok then, where you headin'?
- Uh.. Fix-it Felix Jr. - Anything to declare?
- I hate you. - I get that a lot...
Proceed.
..Bad guy coming!..
If you leave your game, Stay safe... Stay alert..
And whatever you do.. Don't die..
Because if you die outside your own game.. you don't regenerate ...ever!
Game over!
Here you go, buddy.
It's fresh. It's straight from Pac-Man's.
Hang in there, guys.
- Name? - Argggghhhh!!!
Happy 30th anniversary?..
They're having a party without me...
Pac-Man?... They invited Pac-Man?!!
That cherry-chasing, dot-muncher, isn't even on this game!
- Great party, Felix. - Why..Thank you, friend
Felix... you're needed on the dance floor.
Oh! I bet that's Mario, fashionably late, for the norm...
I'll get it, Felix.
It's Ralph!
- He'll wreck the party! - Hide the stemwares
- Get rid of him, Felix!
Oh, right! I'll go talk to him. Carry on, everyone.
Ralph. Can I help you?
Hey, Felix! Just wanted to check on you I saw a big,
Explosion or something go over the building there...
- Oh.. That was our.. just fireworks. - Fireworks, okay.
- Somebody's birthday.. Or? - Well... It's.. more of an anniversary.
- The 30th anniversary of our game, actually. - What!?... Is that today?
- I know. - Oh, I'm such a dummy with dates.
- Anyway.. Uh..Congratulations! - Thank you, Ralph.. And to you too.
Uh, just the heads up Felix, they're bringing out the cake in just a few shakes.
- Hey, Glen! - Ralph!
Cake... Heard about this cake stuff.
Never had it. No one ever seem to throw it out so I..
It never, never ends up in the dump. I never actually tasted it
I always wanted to try cake...
I don't suppose you'd like to come in have a slice?... Would you?
Heyo! everybody...
I'm okay, I'm okay... Fit as a fiddle.
- Now... you all know Ralph. - Evening.
Evening Nel.. Lucy..
- Don.. Dana.. - Deanna.
- Big Gene! - Why is he here?
- He's just here for a slice of cake. - And, I'm a
big part of the game technically speaking.
Uh... Why are you here, Gene?
Oh look!! The cake.
Well, I'll be dipped you really outdone yourself, Mary.
Oh and look, there's all of us at the top.
Each apartment is everyone's favorite flavor.
- Norwoods, is red velvet. - Guilty!
And lemon for Lucy, Rum cake for Gene.
- And for Felix.. - Hey, Mary...
Umm.. What.. What's the flavor of that mud that I'm stuck in there?
- Hm? Oh.. Chocolate. - Never been real fond of chocolate.
- Well, I did not know that. - One other little thing, I hate to be picky but..
You know this angry little guy here would might be a
lot happier if you put him up here with everyone else.
- See that? Look at that smile. - No, no no..
You see Ralph, there is no room for you up here.
Well, what about this we can make room.
Here, we can take turns.. Easy!
- How about.. We just eat the cake? - Hang on!
Felix needs to be on the roof because he's about to get his medal.
Well, how about we just take that medal and give it to Ralph for once.
- Would that be the end of the world, Gene? - Now you're just being ridiculous.
Only good guys win medals and you, sir .. Are no good guy...
I could be a good guy if I wanted to and I could win a medal.
Uh-huh? And when you do come and talk to us.
And then would you finally let me be on top of the cake with you guys?
If you win a medal we'll let you live up here in the penthouse.
But it will never happen because you're just the bad guy who wrecks the building.
- No, I'm not. - Yes, you are.
No, I'm not!!!
Yes, you are.
Alright, Gene. You know what? I'm gonna win a medal.
Oh, I am gonna win a medal, the shiniest medal this place has ever seen.
A medal that will be so good that it will make Felix's medals wet their pants.
And goodnight, thank you for the party.
- Is he serious? - Oh please..Where is a bad guy gonna win a medal?
Of course he's not serious!
I've never been more serious about anything in my life.
That's why I came straight here Tapper, you never give me a bum steer now..
C'mon.. Where can a guy like me go and win a medal?
I don't think such a game exists, Ralph.
Oh come on.. You know people, there's gotta be...
Hey, Tapper! need a root beer.
Coming!... Hold that thought.
- Okay! As you were saying? - I was saying...
I can't spend another 30 years living alone in the garbage..
I'm not going back without a medal.
Well, I don't know what to tell you, maybe somebody left a medal here.
You're welcome to dig through the lost and found.
Okay.. Let's see what we got here.. Oh!! Shoo, shoo!
C'mon, get down.
Mushroom? No.
I mean, What is this?! No.
Oh c'mon, Zangief, gross!
What am I doing?
Hey, excuse you!
Our mission: Destroy all Cybugs!
We are humanity's last hope.
- Our mission: Destroy all Cybugs. - You okay there, space cadet?
We've only been plugged in a week and everyday
it's climb the building and fight bugs!
Climb the building, fight more bugs!
Yeah yeah, right, look easy on the overall spaceman!
It's tough all over alright? And offer what..
A lousy medal??
- Medal? You win a medal? - Yeah, Medal of Heroes!
- Ooh! Is it shiny? - Pretty shiny.
Ooh! And says hero on it?
And you say, you win it by climbing a building?
- And fighting bugs? - Right, bugs.
Listen, is there any chance I could go with you to your game?
- you know, maybe get one of those medals? - Negatory.
- Wha.. does that mean "Maybe"? - No! Look, only the bravest and the best..
Serve in our corps.. Bug!!!
We are humanity's last hope.
Attention! The arcade will open in five minutes.
Please report to your game...
I can't feel my legs.
What is all this stuff.
Huh.. Smells like Ralph in here.
Alright, what is.. What was it called? Hero.. Hero's something...
Hero's.. uh.. Duty! Duty!.. Hero's Duty.
Sorry, Q-bert. It's me, Ralph. Ssh!
The wall...
Morning kids, c'mon in. Good to see you, good to see you. You too, little fella.
Quarter Alert!
This is not a drill.
Sweet golden medal!
On a planet with no name, a top secret experiment has gone horribly wrong.
You are humanity's last hope.
Rootin', tootin', Ready for shootin'.
Alright.
Now listen up, cause I'm only gonna say this once.
Fear is a four letter word, ladies.
You wanna go pee-pee in your big boy slacks?.. keep it to yourself!
- It's make your mamas proud time. - I love my mama!
Heads up! First-person shooter, coming through.
Oooh! robot.
Gameplay... in three, two, one.
We are humanity's last hope, our mission..
Destroy all Cybugs. You ready, rookie? Let's find out.
Sweet Mother Hubbard.
No, no! Wait a minute.
Cybug, 12 o'clock. Take it, newbie!
Watch it, rookie! These monsters become what they eat.
My gun! Give me that back!
Shoot the eggs before they hatch.
Oh! No, no! Something's coming out of their bottom!
- Oh! Gross! - Markowski! Get back in formation!
Alright ladies, the kitten whispers and tickle-fights stop now.
- The entrance to the lab is straight ahead. - I'll meet you guys inside.
- No!.. - Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
I thought it's gonna be like Centipede!
When did video games become so violent and scary?
Take me out of here!
- Get him! - Aaah!
Game Over
What a rip off...
Hey,Get..Get off me, It's game over! Stop it!
- Beacon up! - Beacon up!
Cease fire, cease fire!
Attention! Return to start positions.
Here, here let me help you there sorry about that, I just.
- Ah yeah, well you must be upset. - Markowski!
Who? Woah, Oh! Yeah.. Me, I'm, yeah, I'm Markowski.
- What's the first rule of Hero's Duty? - No cuts. No butts. No coconuts?
Never interfere with the first-person shooter...
Our job is to get the gamers to the top of that building.
So they can get a medal, and that's it!
- So, stick to the program, soldier! - Right, right.. Aye, aye!
Quarter Alert!
Alright, Pussy-willows! Back to start positions!
Yeah, right. No way I'm going through that again.
So that's where they keep the medal, huh?
New racers daily... Sweet!
- I got next game. - Go away kid, we're gonna play all 9 of today's racers.
Oh..Sorry.
Hmm.. Where is the wrecking guy?
Where is Ralph? He should be wrecking the building.
Shhh.. Stick with the program.
Fix it Felix!
I can fix it!
Ralph, quarter alert! game on.
- Do something, Felix. - Just act natural.
I'll fix it.
Oh my land! Where is he?
- Mister Litwak! - What's the trouble sweetheart?
The game's busted.
I can fix it, I can fix it.
Oh boy, looks like the game's gone cuckoo like my Nana.
Sorry sweetie, here's your quarter back.
- But what about the game? - I'll have someone look at it tomorrow.
But if he can't fix it, it might be time to put old Ralph and Felix out to pasture...
...like my Nana.
- Ladies and gentlemen, we are out of order. - Sweet mercy, without Ralph, we are doomed.
They're gonna pull our plug!
Okay, everybody calm down...
Ralph probably fell asleep in the washroom of Tapper's again.
See?... There he is now.
Why, It's Q-bert! What brings you here, neighbor?
- What's he saying, Felix? - Standby, my Q-bertese is a little rusty.
Ralph's gone Turbo!!
Oooh...
Shiny!
Attention! The arcade is now closed.
- You get a load of Markowski. - Haha!
Shut your chew-holes!...
...Cybug.
Taste this!
Slick Tiddly-Winking, pint-size.
I'm Fix-it Felix Junior, Ma'am...
From the game, Fix-it Felix Jr.
Jiminy-jaminy!
Look at that high-definition! Your face...
...It's amazing.
Flattery, don't charge these batteries, civilian.
Now, state your business...
Oh.. I'm looking for my colleague, Wreck-it Ralph?
Never heard of him.
- Well..Q-bert saw him come in here. - Impossible, nothing gets past me.
...That came from the tower.
Nice little eggs.. Excuse me...
Okay.. That was easy.
Congratulations, soldier. It is my honor to bestow upon you..
The Medal of Heroes.
- No way.. - Ten-Hut!
History will long revere your courage and sacrifice.
- Well..Thank you.
- You have edged in the rock of virtue, a legacy beyond compare.
Thanks guys! ...At ease!
- You are the universe's greatest hero.
- Oops!
The living embodiment of all these corps represents.
Bravery. Integrity. Grace under pressure...
And above all...
...Dignity.
Escape pod activated
Incoming!
- Ralph! - Cybug.
Sayonara, sucker!
Sugar Rush?
Oh... No!!
This is a candy go-kart game over by the whack-a-mole
I gotta get out of here.
Oh no..My medal! Wait.. W-Where...?
No, no, no! My medal!
Hi, mister.
Hello.
Man.. You scared me kid.
- Uh!!..Nearly soiled myself. - What's your name?
- Uh... Ralph.. Wreck-it Ralph. - You're not from here, are you?
No, well... Yeah!
I mean.. not from right in this area.
I'm just doing some work here.
- What kind of work? - Just some routine... candy tree trimming.
You probably wanna stand back.. In fact this whole
area is technically closed while we're trimming.
- Who's we? - Candy Tree Department.
- Oh, where's everybody else? - Ah, it's just me today.
So you just meant like the royal 'We'?
Yup.. That's right.
- Hey, are you a hobo? - No...
I am not a hobo but I am busy, okay...
- So, will you go.. Go home. - What's that?
Didn't hear you, Your breath is so bad
it made my ears numb
- Listen, I try to be nice. - I try to be nice.
- You're mimicking me.
- Okay, that is rude...
- And this conversation is over.
I won't grab that branch if I were you..
I'm from the Candy Tree Department so I know what..
It's a double stripe...
Double stripes break, Ga-doi!
Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big?
I don't know, why are you so freakishly annoying?
Why are you so freakishly..
Sweet mother of monkey milk, A gold coin!
- Don't even think about it, that is mine. - Race you for it!
Hey, hey, hey! I don't have to race for it..
- cause that's mine. - Double stripe!
- The winner! - Give it back, give it!
Double stripe...
Thank you.
Wait, let me talk to you for one second.
Okay, here's the thing...
I'm not from the Candy Tree Department.
Lying to a child.
- Shame on you, Ralph. - But, I wasn't lying about the medal...
That is my medal!
That's why I was climbing the tree.. It's mine, it's my
It's precious to me, that thing is this.. My ..it's my ticket to a better life.
Yeah, well, now it's my ti-i-cket.
- What the...? - See you, chump!
Come back.. I'll find you
- I will find you! - Double stripe.
Nowhere to hide.
Yeah, he banged around in here like some kind of hotshot
then he went barreling down into that..
- Sweet little game like a crazy person. - Sugar Rush.
Cybugs would chew up that game faster than
a chicken hawk in a coop of crippled roosters.
- What was that now? - What, are you thick?
There was a Cybug on that shuttle. Do you even know what a Cybug is?
- I can't say that I do, ma'am. - Cybugs are like a virus.
They don't know they're in a game. All they know is...
Eat, kill, multiply. without a beacon to stop them...
They'll consume Sugar Rush. But you think they'll stop there?
- Yes! - Wrong!
Viruses do not stop.
Once those Cybugs finish off Sugar Rush..
They'll invade every other game until this arcade is..
Nothing but a smoking husk of forgotten dreams.
Kohut! My cruiser.
- Sheepers, is she always this intense? - It's not her fault.
She's programmed with the most tragic backstory ever.
One day, she didn't do a perimeter check.
Her wedding day.
Wait, ma'am! I'm going with you.
Like fun you are short stack, you die outside your game, you don't regenerate.
Well, neither do you, ma'am.
And it is my job to fix what Ralph wrecks.
And I cannot ask you to risk your life cleaning up his mess.
No flex on this one ma'am, I am coming along with you.
Citizens of Sugar Rush.
Just in time.
All hail, our rightful ruler.
King Candy
Hello, my loyal subjects.
Have some candy!
Thank you for that stirring introduction, Sour Bill.
And thank you to today's avatars it was a wonderful day of racing.
It was.. But now the arcade is closed so it's time to
wipe the slate clean and race, to decide our new roster.
The first 9 racers to cross that finish line
will represent Sugar Rush as tomorrow's avatars.
- Race, race, race, race. - Calm down.
Listen, this event is 'pay-to-play', We all know this.
The fee to compete is one gold coin from your previous winnings, if you have won.
Which I.. I have.
Let me go first.
King Candy
Taffyta Muttonfudge
Stay sweet!
Adorabeezle Winterpop
Gloyd Orangeboar
Crumbelina Di Caramello Coin stealer.
Wait till I catch that brat. Minty Zaki
Snowanna Rainbeau
Rancis Fluggerbutter
Jubileena Bing Bing
Swizzle Malarkey
Candlehead
Sour bill, who is that last one?
Vanellope Von Schweetz - Yippie!
- I'm in the race. - Vanellope?
The glitch.
No, no!
Everything is alright... Security!
- Come here, kid. - We're not gonna hurt you, you little freak.
- Get back here! - Slow down .. slow down a bit.
You...
Give me back my medal right now!
- No... no way. - what is that?
What are you doing?
Come back here.
- Can't move. - Now, we got him.
Oh good, the cops.
- She went that way.. - Hold still. Take that!
Okay folks, calm down.
Everything's alright. The monster's been caught.
We'll repair all the damage. Don't worry, we will have our race before the arcade opens.
And I'm in it... Yes.
There is no way that I am racing with a glitch...
Rancis, Candlehead, come on.
Sour Bill, that glitch cannot be allowed to race.
And bring that thing to my castle!
Oreo. Oreeeo. Oreo. Oreo. Oreeeo. Oreo.
Sour Bill, de-taffify this monster so we can see what we're up against here.
Mmmkay..
Milk my duds! It's Wreck-it Ralph!?
Yeah, who are you? The guy that make the donuts?
Please... No! I'm King Candy.
- I see you're a fan of pink. - Salmon! Salmon..
That is obviously Salm..
What are you doing here?
Look! Your candiness.
This is just a big misunderstanding.
Just get me out of this cupcake, I'll get my medal, and I'll be out of your way.
Your medal?
Bad guys don't win medals.
Well, this one did! I earned it over in.. Hero's duty.
You game-jumped? ...Ralph! You're not going Turbo, are you?
- What!? No, no, no... - Because if you think you can come in here...
To my kingdom and take over my game.. You've got another thing coming...
Easy! Your puffyness.
It's not my fault one of your children of the candy corn stole my medal.
Children of the candy corn? ...Who...?
The glitch... the coin she used to buy her way into the race, that was your medal?
She did what? I need that back!
Well, I'm afraid I can't help you. It's gone..
You know, it's.. It's nothing but code now.
And it will stay that way until someone wins the cup at the end of the race.
Well, maybe I'll just have to have a little talk with the winner then.
Is that a threat I smell?
Beyond the Halitosis you're still obviously suffering from.
Listen, Nillie Wafer, I'm not leaving without my medal.
Yes, you are!
Wynnchel! Duncan! Carry him out of that cupcake.
And on the first train back home and if I ever see you here again, Wreck-it Ralph...
I'll lock you in my Fungeon.
- Fungeon? - Fun dungeon? You know, it's a play-on words?
It's a fu... Never mind!
Now, I got a glitch to deal with thanks to you.
Goodbye, Wreck-it Ralph! It hasn't been a pleasure.
- It's hard as a rock. - I can see that.
Get the tools.
- What tools? - Quiet you!
- What?? ...No! - Take it easy, big boy.
- Stay away from me! - He's getting away!
Quick! Call out the devil-dogs.
Chocolate. I hate chocolate.
I gotta get my medal back.
The pot goes to the winning racer.
Hey kids, can I talk to you for a second?
Hello, fellow racers.
It's that little crumb snatcher.
Candlehead, Taffyta, Rancis... You're looking well.
Came by to check out the competition, huh?
- Well, here it is, The Lickity-Split. - Jeez, looks like she built it herself.
Built it myself!
Fastest pedal power west to the whack-a-mole, check her out.
Oh..Vanellope. It's so.. You.
But.. You have to back out of the race.
Oh no, I don't, you know, cause I paid my fee...
And I'm on the board so, yeah.. I'm definitely racing.
Yeah, well.. King Candy says glitches can't race.
I'm not a glitch, Taffyta just got pixlexia, okay.
The rules are there for a reason, Vanellope.
...To protect us.
Say, I'm you.. I'm in my weird little car..
And I'm driving and.. Actually feel kinda cool for once..
And then all of a sudden.. Oh no! I'm gi-gi-gi-glitching!
See, you're an accident just waiting to happen.
Oh no, I gi-gi-gi-glitched too!
- Oh, hey, hey! What are you doing? - Uncool.
Stop! You're breaking it.
Please, I just wanna race like you guys.
You will never be a racer because you're a glitch.
And that's all you'll ever be.
Hey.. Leave her alone!
Let's get out of here.
Scram, you rotten little cavities before I throw you in a mud.
What are you looking at?
- You're welcome, you rotten little thief. - I'm not a thief!
I just borrowed your stupid coin. I was gonna
give it back to you as soon as I won the race.
It's not a coin, it is a medal.
Coin, medal.. Whatever... just go back to your own dumb game and win another one.
I can't. I didn't win it in my game.
I won it in Hero's Duty.
Hero's Doodie?
It's not that kind of duty.
I bet you really get a "Watch where you step!" in a game called, Hero's Doodie!
What did you won the medal for, wiping?
I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal..
- Listen... - One more, one more...
Why did the hero flush the toilet?
- Say 'Why?' - Why?
Because it was his...doodie!
How dare you insult Hero's Duty, you little gutter-snipe!
I earned that medal you better get it back for me, toot-sweet, sister.
Well unless you've got a go-kart hidden in the
back-folds of your neck, I can't help it.
What a moron.
Hey, genius!... It's a jawbreaker, you're never gonna...
- Enjoy your little tantrum, diaper baby? - Leave me alone.
Look, you want that medal, right?
And I want a race so, here's what I'm thinking.
You help me get a new kart. A real kart!
and I'll win the race and get you back your medal.
You want me? To help you?
All you gotta do is break something for me...
C'mon, what do you say, friend?
We are not friends.
Oh. C'mon... pal. You son of a gun.
C'mon buddy, just shake on it.
Ah.. C'mon chumbo. Ralph, my man... my main man.
Hey, my arms getting tired we have a deal or not?
You better win.
Well, I'll say this much... they don't call your friend 'wreck-it' for nothing.
There's the shuttle.
Is he in there?
Nope. Lucky for him.
Otherwise, I would have slap his corpse.
No Cybug either.
Gotta find it before it lays it's filthy eggs.
He came this way but the sugar particles in the atmosphere are jamming my sensor.
Can't get a read on it.
So, what is it with this Wreck-it joker, huh?
Why'd he go AWOL?
I wish I knew, ma'am. He was acting all squirrelly last night.
Going on about cake and medals.
But, I never thought he'd go Turbo!
Go Turbo??
That's right.. You guys just got plugged in.
Well, back when the arcade first opened...
Turbotime was by far the most popular game...
And Turbo... Turbotastic!
Well, he loved the attention..
Turbotastic so, when Road Blaster got plugged in
and stole Turbo's thunder. - New game
- Alright! - Boy, Was he jealous...
So jealous that he abandoned
...his game
- and try to take over the new one. - These are the greatest graphics I've ever seen.
Turbotastic! - Hey, is that...??
- That looks like Turbo. - What's Turbo doing in this game?
- Oh, come on! - Mister Litwak!
Turbo ended up putting both games and himself out of order
for good.
Yes, the selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing its own cautionary tail.
I know...Right?
That's why I have to get Ralph home, or the same thing's gonna happen to my game.
Ungh... Oh. What is this?
Nesquik-sand!?
Quicksand?
Oh, I'll hop out and grab you one of those vines.
I can't hop I'm hop-less.
This is hopeless. We're gonna drown here.
Stop thrashing, stop!... Stop moving! You're making us sink faster.
- We're gonna die.. - Get a hold of yourself!
Ah, the vines they are Laffy Taffy.
They're attracted to whatever makes them laugh.
Here, hit me again.
That's not funny enough. Harder.
- Look, you're a nice guy I can't... - No, ma'am..
The arcade is depending on us.
Now do your duty, that's an or..
It's working!.. Hit me again.
Oooh.. Your eye..
I can fix it.
Now go...
Fra..Fantastic.
Again.
You mean business...
Yikes on bikes!
Wow...
We're..
..killing...
..them!
Oh!... comedy gold!
Alright! Enough with the goo-goo eyes, we've got work to do. Let's go!
Ugh!.. We lost the Cybug.
C'mon, we'll get a better view from the air.
You think you can fix that shuttle?
Can do.
- Alright, do your thing knuckles. Bust it open. - What's this?
You're a full-on criminal, aren't you?
Hey! We shook on it.
Thank you, Jeeves.
What is this place? Where are the karts?
- We gotta make one. - What?... No, no, no.
Look kid, bad idea. Trust me, I don't make things...
I break things.
Well, looks like you're gonna be stepping outside your comfort zone then, Gladys.
Ooh, this is a good one.
Welcome to the bakery! Let's bake a kart!
- What is this? Another game? - Yeah, well... It's a mini game.
You have one minute to win it. - What!?
- C'mon, Ralph. Go, Mixing!
Put the ingredients in the bowl and throw away the trash.
Hairbrush.. No!
Underpants.. No, no!
- You're getting all the wrong stuff, kid! - I'm trying!
Okay, I'll do it.
No. yes.
Urgh!..Gross. Milk... Yes, yes..
Batter up!
C'mon, no sleeping on the job.
Baking!
Pump up the heat and hold the perfect temperature.
- A little help here. - I'm on it.
- Ralph!?? - Yup, no bother..I just. Give me this thing..
Ok, good.. Little more! Hold it, hold it.
C'mon get up, Ralph.. 15 seconds! Decorating!
- Wheels first. - How many?
Four, doink.
- Now, frosting. a butt-load of frosting. - No problem.
Time's up!
Congratulations! you did it and here's your kart!
Look, kid...
I tried to warn you.
- I can't make things, I just...break. - I love it!
You do?
I love it! I love it, I love it, I love it.
Look, it's got a real engine and look at these wheels
I love it! I finally have a real kart.
C'mon, a work of art like this, must be signed...
This is beard papa. The glitch is in the bakery!
Get me King Candy!
Well, what?? You have teeth? I don't think I've ever seen you smile before
I'm not smiling it was...
I'm gassy.. Okay.
Hold it right there, glitch.
And Wreck-it Ralph?
Start the kart start the kart...
- I... - what are you waiting for? C'mon let's go!
I... I Don't know how to drive a real kart.
You don't... what!?
- Are you hurt, sire? - No, he just glazed me.
- Get them! - Gang way.
Stop in the name of the king!
That's me.
Get off the road!
Head for Diet Cola Mountain.
- Drive into the wall.. - What!?
- Right there between the two sugar-free lollipops. - Are you crazy?
Just do it!
Where'd they go?
Maybe.. They've just turned..
Find that glitch. Destroy that Kart.
She can't be allowed to race!
So, Let me get this straight.
You don't know how to drive.
Well no, not technically but I just thought that...
What did you think? Oh.. I'll just magically
win the race just because I really want to.
Look, wise guy. I know I'm a racer, I can feel it in my code.
That's it...! I'm never getting my medal back.
What is the big whoop about that crummy medal, anyway?
The big whoop, well this may come as a shock to you..
But in my game, I'm the bad guy and I live in the garbage.
- Cool! - No! not cool.
Unhygenic and lonely and boring.
And that crummy medal was gonna change all that
I go home with that baby around my neck then I'll get a
penthouse, pies, ice sculptures, fireworks.
- It's grown up stuff, you wouldn't understand. - No, I get it.
That's exactly what racing would do for me.
Well, guess what? What?
News flash..Neither one of us is getting what we want.
What was that?
Diet cola Hot Springs.
- Watch out for falling Mentos. - Yeah, check it out, look!
Oh, you gotta watch out for the splash, that stuff is boiling hot.
Yeah, I got that thank you.
What is this dump?
I think it's some sort of unfinished bonus level.
Yeah, it's pretty cool, huh?
I found that secret opening and now I live here.
See? Oh! Look, Look!
Welcome to my home
I sleep in these candy wrappers. I like bundling
myself up like a little homeless lady.
By yourself?
With all these garbage around here?
Well, yeah...
I mean, everyone here says I'm just the mistake
and that I wasn't even suppose to exist.
What do you expect?
Listen kid..
I know it's none of my business
But why do you even stick around this game.
You really don't know anything, do you?
Glitches can't leave their games.
It's one of the joyous of being me.
Hey, what are you doing? C'mon..
I know it's a dump but it's all I got.
If you're gonna be a racer, then, you'll have to learn how to drive.
You can't do that...
Without a track.
Alright now..
Let's hustle up, we got some driving to do. No wonder
I'm driving..I'm gonna learn to drive.. I'm gonna..
- Oh wait, do you know how to drive? - Yeah, I mean, I haven't done it but...
Look, I flew a spaceship today, okay?
- You crashed it. - Just get in, how hard can it be?
-Okay. Uh.. Start it up.
There you go.
- So there's some buttons on the floor. - Pedals.
Pedals, right! Now.. Uh..
Thats the 'Go' pedal.
That, I believe is the stopper.
And this... wait.
What is this? It doesn't do anything.
Wooh, what's this joystick do?
Okay, good. Let's try that again.
That's good, keep going. Shift it again!
I told you racing's in my code.
- I got that medal in the bag - Hey you Ralphy, watch this!
Look out!
So, how did I do?
Well, you almost blew up the whole mountain.
Righ, right. That's a good note.
You gotta get that glitch under control kid.
Ok, I will, I will and..
And then, you think I get a chance?
Tiny.
Yes, I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win. I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win!
- Top shelf. - Top shelf.
Did you find the...? Tell me you found her..
You didn't?
Go! Leave me.
Up, up, down, down..
Start.
Oh.. Code that's the sweet lifeblood of the game.
Where are you?
The stadium, no. Jumbotrons.
Ahah! There it is.
The Winner's Cup.
One of these things is not like the others... it's you!
We're gonna give you a nice new home.
Success.
Sour Bill, I'm going out, you're in charge of the castle until I get back.
Your face is still red, you might wanna hit it again with your hammer.
Oh, that's not blunt force trauma, ma'am.
That's just the honey glow in my cheeks.
- Okay.. - Ma'am, I just gotta tell you.
You are one dynamite gal..
Wow.. You are one dynamite gal..
One dynamite gal.
Dynamite gal.
Dynamite...
Get out!
- All I said is you're a dynamite gal? - I said get out!
Oh.. Jimanny-jamanny.
Yes
I'm Fix-it Felix Jr, sir. From the game, Fix-it Felix Jr.
- Have you seen my friend Ralph? - Wreck-it Ralph?
Yes, yes that's him.
Should've lock him up when we had the chance.
- Lock him up? - Not making the same mistake with you.
Hurry hurry, let's go time's a wastin' ..C'mon Ralph.
This is it, this is really happening I almost don't believe it.
I mean, I have dreamt about it for so long and now..
And now.. Now I think I'm gonna puke actually, I think I might puke.
You know, like a 'Vurp'
- A what? - Vomit and a burp together
and you can taste it, and it's just like rising up oh this is so exciting.
Yes, it is, it's exciting
I mean am I ready to be a real racer?
Ralph, what if the gamers don't like me?
Who doesn't love a brat with dirty hair?
C'mon, those people are gonna love you.
You know why? Cause you're a winner.
- A winner. - And you're adorable
- I'm adorable. - And everyone loves an adorable winner.
Okay, c'mon listen to me, if you get nervous
just keep telling yourslef, 'I must win Ralph's medal or his life will be ruined'
- and have fun, got it? - Got it!
Oh wait! Hold on..
- Where you going? - I forgot something, I'll be right back.
Kids.
- Ralph, there you are, hello. - Huh??
- You! - No no, I come alone. Unarmed.
- I've had enough of you, pillow pants. - Calm down, please
I'm gonna beat the filling out of you!
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?
You hit a guy with glasses, that's..
- Well played. - What do you want, Candy?
Listen, I just wanna talk to you.
I'm not intrested in anything you have to say.
But how about this? Are you interested... in this?
- My medal..How did you...?? - It doesn't matter
Here. It's yours, go ahead and take it.
All I ask is that you hear me out.
About what?
Ralph, do you know what the hardest part about being a king is?
Doing what's right.
- No matter what. - Get to the point.
Point being, I need your help.
Sad as it is, Vanellope cannot be allowed to race.
- Why are you people so against her? - I'm not against her..
I'm trying to protect her. If Vanellope wins that race..
She'll be added to the race roster.
Then gamers can choose the racer's avatar.
And when they see her glitching and twitching and just being herself...
...They'll think our game is broken.
We'll be put out-of-order for good.
All my subjects will be homeless.
But there is one who cannot escape, because she's a glitch.
Help! Somebody help me..
When the game's plug is pulled...
She'll die with it.
You don't know that will happen.
- The gamers could love her. - And if they don't?
I know it's tough, but heroes have to make the tough choices, don't they?
She can't race Ralph but...
She won't listen to me.
So, can I count on you to talk a little sense into her?
Very good uh.. I'll give you two some time alone
I'm back..
- Did you miss me? - Yeah..Uh..
- Hey, can we talk for a second? - Wait, first kneel down.
- What? No no. W-We really.. - You just do it!
Okay.
Now, close your eyes.
- Vanellope.. - Shush! Close them.
Okay, open them up.
'To stinkbrain' Gee, thanks.
Turn it over 'You're my hero'
I made it for you just in case we don't win.
Not that I think there's even a remote chance we're not gonna win.
- Thanks kid..Uhmm, listen. - Now. Rise, my royal chump
I've got a date with destiny
Ralph, c'mon move your molasses.
- Uh, I've been thinking. - That's dangerous.
Who cares about this stupid race anyway? Right?
- That's not very funny, Ralph. - No, I'm serious and...
It was really fun to build the Kart and everything but.. Maybe..
- Maybe, you shouldn't do it. - Hello? Is Ralph in there?
- I'd like to speak to him please. - Look what I'm saying is, you can't be a racer.
What? Why would you..
Wait a minute..
- No! - Where did you get this?
Look, I'm gonna be straight with you kid, I've been talking to King Candy..
- King candy? You sold me out? - Yeah.
No, I didn't!.. Listen, you don't understand.
No, I understand plenty, traitor!
- I'm not a traitor, listen.. - You're a rat
and I don't need you and I can win the race on my own.
- But I'm trying to save your skin, kid. - Put me down, let me go..
No, you listen to me, you know whats gonna happen when the players see you glitching?
- They're gonna think the game's broken. - I don't care! You're a liar!
No, you better care because if your game goes out of order
You go down with the ship, little sister!
I'm not listening to you, get out of my way!
- I'm going to that race. - No, you're not.
- Take me down from here, Ralph, right now! - No.
I'm doing this for your own good.
Wait! wait wait.
No.. No.. No. Please, Ralph...
No... stop it! ..Stop it...
No...
You really are a bad guy.
Hello, anybody home?
Felix?.. Mary?
- Well, you actually went and did it. - Gene, where is everybody?
They're gone, after Felix went to find you and then didn't come back.
Everyone panicked and abandoned ship.
- But.. But, I'm here now? - It's too late, Ralph.
Litwak's pulling our plug in the morning.
But, never let it be said that I'm not a man of my word.
- The place is yours, Ralph. - Enjoy.
Gene, wait, wait.
Listen, this is not what I wanted.
- Well, what did you want, Ralph? - I don't know.. I.. I just
I was just tired of living alone in the garbage.
Well now, you can live alone in the penthouse.
Hey cough-drop, explain something to me.
If Vanellope was never meant to exist...
Then why is her picture on the side of the game console?
- What's going on in this candy-coated heart darkness? - Nothing...
- Talk.. - No - I'll lick you..
- You wouldn't. - Oh yeah?
That's like sand paper.
Wonder how many licks it will take to get to your center?
- Well, say that to my grave.. - Fair enough!
They call you Sour Bill for a reason.
- Had it enough yet? - Okay, okay. I'll talk.
Vanellope was a racer until King Candy tried to delete her code.
Tried to delete her code? So, that's why she's a glitch?
- Why is he doing this to her? - I don't know.
- Suit yourself. - No, no, no. I swear I don't know.
He literally locked up our memory and I cannot remember.
Nobody can but, I do know this..
He'll do anything to keep her from racing because if she crosses the finish line...
The game will reset and she won't be a glitch anymore.
- Where is she now? - In the fungeon with Fix-it Felix. - Felix??
I'm sorry, that's all I know that's all I know, I swear.
No, please don't put me back in your filthy mouth again.
- Stick around. - Yes, okay I will, I will.. Thank you.
C'mon I know you're out there.
Saccharine-saturated nightmare.
Where?
Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby, and it is ugly.
Hello, hello... somebody? Anybody?
Please let me out.
What is that.. What he says...? I'm gonna wreck it.
Why do I fix everything I touch?
- Felix! - Ralph, I'm so glad to see you!
No, wait.. I'm not. What do you have to say for yourself?
Wait, I don't want to hear I'm not talking to you.
Okay, don't talk that's fine.
But you have to fix this go-kart for me, pronto.
I don't have to do boo, Forgive my potty mouth
I'm just so.. So crossed with you.
Do you have any idea what you put me through?
I were in higgledy piggledy all over creation looking for you,
I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix!
And then, I met the most dynamite gal.
Oh.. She gives me the honey glow, something aweful.
But, she rebuffed my affections and then, I got thrown in jail.
Felix, pull yourself together.
No, Ralph you don't know what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal.
Yes, I do. That's everyday in my life.
- It is? - Which is why I ran off.
I try to be a good guy but I'm not.
Just a bad guy and I need your help.
There's a little girl whose only hope is this kart.
Please, Felix fix it.
And I promise I will never try to be good again.
I know, I know. I know I'm an idiot.
- And? - And a real numbskull.
- And? - A selfish diaper baby.
- And? - And... A stinkbrain.
The stinkiest brain ever.
My sweet subjects, I came without a pinch of hesitation to show you
that I have never been so happy in all my life
to say the following words:
Let the random roster race commence!
Okay, remember.. You don't have to win,
just cross that finish line and you'll be a real racer
I'm already a real racer.
And I'm gonna win.
Power up!
Oh!.. A La Mode!
Sweet Seekers
Have some candy.
Behind you.. Infront of you..
It's the glitch. The glitch.
Light 'em up, Candlehead.
What's this? Cherry Bomb!
I told you you're just an accident waiting to happen.
My candle...
Alright, gotta keep it under control.
No more glitching.
Okay kid, let's finish this thing without any more surprises.
Hope you're happy, junk pile!
This game is going down and it's all your fault.
- My lady, you came back! - Can it, Fix-it!
That Cybug you brought with you, multiplied!
No, it died in the Taffy Swamp, believe me.
Bull. Roar.
Listen up people, head to game central station, now..
Move it let's go let's go.
No.
- Get off of my track. - Hey, what are you crazy?
I forbid you to cross that finish line.
Knock it out!
- Ralph, look! - Kid!
- No, stop it. - Let me.. Urgh!! Not letting you undo all my hard work.
Is that...
No way...
- What the... who are you?? - I'm Turbo.
The greatest racer ever.
And I did not reprogram this world to let you
and that holocaust riddled warthog take it away from me.
Turbotastic!
End of the line, glitch.
Glitch. That's it!
C'mon, Vanellope. I know you said you wouldn't do it again...
But you're gonna do it one more time ...just focus and concentrate.
And.. Glitch!
No.
Sweet mother of monkey milk, I did it!
No.
Bring it home kid! The finish line's wide open.
No.
Kid, kid are you okay?
- I'm fine, I'm fine. - Let's finish this race.
- Oh my rand!! - Alright c'mon, we gotta get out of here.
- But I didn't cross the finish line. - There is no finish line.
Move it or lose it people c'mon everybody. Out! now!
- Ralph, it's not gonna work. - We gotta try.
- Kid. - Ralph I told you I can't leave the game.
C'mon. Ralph, just stop.
- It's gotta work. - Stop, it's no use.
It's okay, Ralph.
Alright Fix-it, that's everyone. Now we gotta blow up this exit.
Just go, go without me.
- What about this game? - Nothing we can do about it.
Without a beacon, there's no way to stop these monsters.
Beacon.. Stay with Felix.
- Let me borrow that thing, lady. - Ralph, where are you going?
I got some wrecking to do
- I'll meet you at the finish line. - No, wait.
Fix-it, get behind me.
One more..
- Welcome to the boss level. - Turbo.
Because of you, Ralph, I'm now the most powerful virus in the arcade
I can take over any game I want
I should thank you but.. It'd be more fun to kill you.
Get back here little guy.
Where do you think you're going?
I'm not through with you yet.
- Up we go. - No.
Fall back.
Kid.
Look at that, it's your little friend.
Let's watch her die together, shall we?
No.
It's game over for both of you. No.
Just for me
I'm bad, and that's good
I will never be good and that's not bad.
There's no one I'd rather be.. ..Than me.
- Kid. - Don't worry, I got it under control.
Why are you going into the light...
No, no.. Yeah.
Go into the light.
Chocolate, it's chocolate I love chocolate!
Beautiful chocolate.
- You did it, Ralph. - Oh..Way to go brother
I'm... es..
- All fixed. - You ready for this?
Ready as I'll ever be.
What's with all the magic sparkles.
Now, I remember.
All hail, the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush.
Princess Vanellope.
I remember she's a princess.
- That's right. - We are so sorry about the way we treated you.
Yeah, those were jokes..
See, I was just doing what Taffyta told me to.
Tat tat! As your merciful princess I hereby decree that
everyone who has ever mean to be shall be...
- Executed. - What!?
- No no no, please please. - Oh my land.
Oh this place just got interesting
- I don't wanna die. - I'm just kidding.
- You are? - Stop crying, Taffyta.
I'm trying but.. It won't stop.
Wow.. So this is the real you?
- Princess.. - Oh, Ralph, what are you nuts?
C'mon, this isn't me this is me.
Look, the code may say I'm a princess but I know who I really am, Ralph
I'm a racer with the greatest superpower ever
I was here I was there.
I was glitching through the wall, I'm not giving that up.
- Pardon me for asking but, without a princess, who's gonna lead us? - Yea who?
Uh.. Me. I'm thinking more along the lines of a constitutional democracy.
President Vanellope Von Schweetz.
Has a nice ring to it don't you think?
Fix-it, wreck-it, the arcade's about to open.
Let's move 'em out.
You know you could just stay here and live in the castle.
You'd have your own wing where no one would
ever complain about you or treat you bad ever again.
You could be happy
I'm already happy.
Got the coolest friend in the world.
And besides, I've got a job to do too.
May not be as fancy as being president...
But it's my duty and it's a big duty
Ralph, you coming brother?
See you later, President Fartfeathers.
Au revoir, Admiral Underpants.
And farewell, Baroness Boogerface.
Goodbye, Major Body Odor.
Hasta La vista...
Ralph.. Alright, to be continued
I'm gonna wreck it!
Hey, Ralph's back! Isn't it great?
The game's all here. So, I'm happy to report...
And you'll be happy to hear I'm taking life one game at a time.
First, the job hasn't change.
But, news flash.. The nicelanders are being nice to me.
And you know that got me thinking about those poor guys left without a game.
So here's what we did. We're going to wreck it!
We ask them to help us out in the bonus level.
We can fix it!
I'm tellin' you guys, we haven't been this popular in years.
It's crazy the gamers say we're retro
which... it means... Old.. But cool.
How come I never noticed this game.
Oh and I decided that living in a dump, wasn't making me feel very good.
So, I cleaned it up, built myself a little shack and a couple for the new guys too.
Well, with a little help from Felix.
Oh and guess who is the best man at his' and Calhoun's wedding?
That's right my friend old ham-hands himself.
Very elegant affair, should've seen her, lot of grandeur.
And not a single bug.
And let's just say some tears were shed.
But I gotta say, the best part of my day...
Is when I get thrown off the roof...
Because when the Nicelanders lift me up..
I get a perfect view of Sugar Rush.
And I can see Vanellope, racing.
The kid's a natural.
And the players love her glitch and all.
Just like I knew they would.
Turns out I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy.
Cause, if that little kid likes me...
How bad can I be?